Stones

This is a day that I will never forget..  The story is a little long, but it's funny to me, and it really does mark the birth of Zoe Darling.

My boyfriend (who is now my fiance) and I were in his kitchen, along with his sister, the cosmetologist. It was my first time really hanging out with her for longer than a minute or two, she was going to put foils in my hair for me and give me a little trim.  I thought it would be a good chance for us to get to know eachother.  She was mixing up my color when I felt a sharp pain in my side.  I guess I must have made a face because everyone looked at me and asked if I was ok.  I said yeah I'm fine, just a cramp.  So she goes back to mixing... and a few seconds later,  "OW!"  We went through this process a few times of them asking if I was ok and me saying I'm fine.. full well knowing I was not fine, and what was about to happen.  But I figured if I pretended it was fine maybe it would disappear.  Besides, Easter was coming up, and I wanted to look good for my first family get together with Ron's family.  So Jill looked at me like I was crazy and asked once more if I wanted to go through with the foils because once they were in I had to stay for the full process.  I managed to moan, "DO IT!"

Once she started putting the foils in, and I was sure I was going to get my hair done (lol) I let everyone in on what was happening.  It had happened before, and I couldn't mistake the signs of it beginning again.  KIDNEY STONES!  So the next two hours I moaned and practically rolled around on the floor while my hair was baking.  We managed to find a percocet after digging through every prescription we had ever gotten in our lives, which was definitely a relief.  But let me tell you, when that dye was out... I left my hair soaking wet and drug Ron out to the car to go to the hospital so they could pump some morphine in my veins!!  They confirmed that it was  indeed a kidney stone passing and sent me home
with some drugs to get me through the pain til the stone passed.  Simple enough, right?


I ended up missing the family Easter dinner, so nobody even got to see my awesome hair.  What a shame, lol!

So I know you are wondering WHAT IN THE WORLD does all this have to do with anything??  I promise, it does.  You will just have to wait til next time to find out!